A day in the life of a 2 year old.... Throw books everywhere and on everyone and on everything. Eat a half a tube of toothpaste for lunch. Find the trail mix and eat out all the M&Ms. Push a chair over to the sink and water the kitchen with the sprayer. Eat a little food out of the garbage (I do offer her meals once in a while). Take a toy she didn't want her cousin to touch out onto the back porch and chuck it off the 2nd story patio. Try to pick the mole off her brother's back. Destroy brother's intricate Lego creation. Sneak in brother's room and turn it into a tornado-affected disaster area. Color with chalk all over Dad's car. Run into the street laughing. Climb up to the top shelf of the pantry. Climb onto the counter and attempt climbing onto the top of the fridge. (I swear I feed her) Insert toys into microwave. Insert toys into toaster oven. Sit on brother's head. Somersault into everything and bruise every part of her body. Run up and down the driveway yelling, "SUPERMAAAAAAAANNN" with one hand behind her back and one up in the "Hile Hitler" Superman flying pose. Did I mention that was naked? She's refusing to wear clothes unless someone comes to the door. Sneak up behind Mas, smile deviously and whack him on the head. Refuse to get out of the car. Refuse to get in the car........but......she stayed dry all week! So I'm still sane - sort of.